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Privacy Policy

This Privacy Policy describes how (the “Website”) collects, uses, and shares your personal information when you visit or interact with the Website. By accessing or using the Website, you agree to the terms of this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, please leave. Perhaps you could go and watch some YouTube or something? Beavis and Butthead clips are pretty funny.

To summarize, we probably keep most any information. Just assume we keep anything and everything, then there will be no surprises. But to be honest, who cares, really?

Information We May Collect:

  • Personal Information: We may collect personal information such as your name, email address, and any other information you voluntarily provide to us when contacting us through the Website or via email.
  • Automatically Collected Information: Like many websites, we may automatically collect certain information about your device and usage of the Website, including your IP address, browser type, operating system, and pages visited.

How We May Use Your Information:

  • Communications: We may use your personal information to communicate with you, respond to your inquiries, and provide customer support.
  • Improvements: We may use aggregated information to analyze trends, improve the Website, and customize your experience.
  • Legal Compliance: We may use your information as necessary to comply with applicable laws, regulations, or legal processes.

Possible Information Sharing:

  • Third Parties: We may share your information with third-party service providers who assist us in operating the Website or providing services to you. Additionally, we may share your information with any and all entities, including but not limited to baboons, aliens, political figures such as Biden and Trump, or any other being or organization we choose.
  • Legal Requirements: We may disclose your information if required to do so by law or in response to valid requests by public authorities (e.g., law enforcement agencies).

Possible Data Retention:

We retain all information collected for a period of up to one million years, or for as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this Privacy Policy, unless a longer retention period is required or permitted by law.

Your Likely Rights:

You probably have the right to access, update, or delete your personal information. If you would like to exercise any of these rights, please contact us at


We take reasonable precautions to protect your personal information from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. However, no method of transmission over the internet or electronic storage is 100% secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute security. Hell, we cannot guarantee anything about anything.

Changes to this Policy:

We reserve the right to update or change this Privacy Policy at any time. Even at 3 AM while drinking a beer and watching YAFONOOB play Call of Duty on YouTube. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting the updated Privacy Policy on the Website.

Contact Us:

If you have any questions or concerns about this Privacy Policy or our privacy practices, or the meaning of life or why food prices have gotten so high lately, or about religion or politics, please contact us at

By accessing or using the Website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by this Privacy Policy. (sounds sus to me)

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