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Terms of Service Agreement

Welcome to (the “Website”). By accessing or using the Website, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms and conditions of use, which together with our Privacy Policy govern your relationship with the Website and its owners (“us”, “we”, or “our”). Please read these terms carefully before accessing or using the Website.

  1. Acceptance of Terms: By accessing or using the Website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”), including any additional terms and conditions and policies referenced herein. If you do not agree to these Terms, you may not access or use the Website.
  2. Assume A Negative Result: Using this website will probably not help you, it will probably be a bummer (in the vernacular of my youth and most likely current day southern California). Seriously, if you have no expectations, you will be less likely to be dissapointed. In fact, here’s a warning: Don’t expect anything on this website to work or to be helpful. There, now you don’t have to worry.
  3. No Guarantee of Results: The information provided on the Website is for informational purposes only and does not constitute legal advice. We do not guarantee the accuracy, completeness, or usefulness of any information provided on the Website. Any advice or suggestions provided are given freely and without warranty of any kind. We make no claims that the methods suggested will successfully restore any account or resolve any issues.
  4. Use of Suggestions: Users are advised to use the suggestions provided on the Website at their own risk. Hell, you are advised not to use them at all. We are not responsible for any consequences that may arise from following these suggestions, including but not limited to further account restrictions, permanent loss of access, being physically attacked by Mark Zuckerberg, Getting on Elon Musk’s hit list (not saying he has one, he’s actually pretty chill…. but you never know, do you?) or any other problems. Seriously, again, don’t do anything suggested on this website.
  5. Professional Assistance: Users are encouraged to seek professional legal assistance before attempting to use any suggestions provided on the Website. We are not responsible for any legal consequences that may arise from following the advice on the Website. Imagine being able to afford a fancy lawyer to help get you back on Facebook, lol must be nice)
  6. No Affiliation: We are not affiliated with any of the websites or services discussed on the Website. Any mention of third-party websites or services is for informational purposes only and does not imply endorsement or affiliation. Heck, even my own parent won’t claim affiliation with me… : (
  7. Third-Party Content: The Website may contain links to third-party websites or resources. We are not responsible for the availability or accuracy of such websites or resources, and we do not endorse any content, advertising, products, or other materials on or available from such websites or resources. Users acknowledge and agree that we shall not be responsible or liable, directly or indirectly, for any damage or loss caused or alleged to be caused by or in connection with the use of or reliance on any such content, goods, or services available on or through any such third-party websites or resources…. We’re not really responsible for much, are we? I guess that’s the state of this litigious world we live in now.
  8. Disclaimer of Warranty: The Website and its content are provided on an “as is” and “as available” and “probably will fail” basis, without any warranties of any kind, either express or implied or even thought about. We disclaim any and all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement. We do not warrant that the Website will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that the Website or the server that makes it available are free of viruses or other harmful components. Like I’ve said, just assume the worst about this website and you won’t be surprised or disappointed.
  9. Limitation of Liability: In no event shall we be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, resulting from (i) your access to or use of or inability to access or use the Website; (ii) any conduct or content of any third party on the Website; (iii) any content obtained from the Website; and (iv) unauthorized access, use, or alteration of your transmissions or content, whether based on warranty, contract, tort (including negligence), or any other legal theory, whether or not we have been informed of the possibility of such damage, and even if a remedy set forth herein is found to have failed of its essential purpose.
  10. Indemnification: You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless us and our affiliates, officers, directors, employees, agents, and licensors from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising from or relating to your use or misuse of the Website, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any rights of a third party.
  11. Governing Law: These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of Wisconsin, USA, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any dispute arising from or relating to these Terms or the Website shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in Wisconsin.
  12. Severability: If any provision of these Terms is deemed invalid, unlawful, void, or for any reason unenforceable, then that provision shall be deemed severable from these Terms and shall not affect the validity and enforceability of any remaining provisions.
  13. Entire Agreement: These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and us regarding your use of the Website, superseding any prior agreements between you and us regarding the same subject matter.
  14. Changes to Terms: We reserve the right to modify or replace these Terms at any time without prior notice. Any changes will be effective immediately upon posting the revised Terms on the Website. Your continued use of the Website after any such changes constitutes your acceptance of the new Terms.

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us at

By accessing or using the Website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms.

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